HIGHTYDE
Mmmm, pizza
I like pizza, how about you?
Jesus Christ is like pizza, get it?
well, you will now, check it!

HIGHTYDE
Yo, I speak in philosophical terms
germs were spreading diseases
I make the crowd rise up like bread in the pizzas
My friend saw Jesus' head in the cheeses
this was Jesus' first attempt to reach us
I put down the slice and said, "Jesus Christ
you're in my pizza, it's nice to meet you but
the fact remains you're in my main meal
you're face is right here, so what's the dang deal?
you're interrupting this meal I'm having!"
He said, "Tyde, I feel your rapping!
Ive helped you through, years of practice and
whoops I spilled your coke, here's a napkin
and you can clean this mess, yes I mean it
Im Jesus, I'm dressed as pizza
and you can choose to believe me or not
but leave this first piece to chill, it's still hot and

HIGHTYDE
Pizza's great and Christ makes me happy
Pizza's good to eat and shouldn't that be
reason enough to just grab a knife
and spread Jesus Christ on each pizza slice and
(x2)

HIGHTYDE
Well, I'm looking at my pizza again, I'm in dis-belief and
Jesus chose pizza to visit me in
Nick thinks I'm getting sea-sick and seeing
Jesus Christ, look Nick, this is Jesus
He said, "Wow, I'm sitting next to Jesus,
Will this happen when you add extra cheeses?"
Nick grabbed a knife and like tried to eat him
I screamed, "No, Nick, drop the Jesus!"
Cant you see, he'll give us a message
but you picked up and dipped him in ketchup now
he's half gone, fool, you ate Christ
but wait, is that Christ? Save the last slice and
we can like just wrap this piece up
but people might laugh if we have pizza
and say we're psychos for wanting to know God
we asked the waiter for an order-to-go box

HIGHTYDE
Pizza's great and Christ makes me happy
Pizza's good to eat and shouldn't that be
reason enough to just grab a knife
and spread Jesus Christ on each pizza slice and
(x2)

HIGHTYDE
I'm off my rocker
I'm talking to cheese, sausage and pepparoni
I'm speaking with Jesus, giving this pizza my testimony
and only this one
singular slice of this nice piece of the pizza
would listen, it's like a vision of Jesus Christ!
Dad said this pizza's looking delicious
I said, "Dad, this isn't pizza, this is
a vision of Jesus, he knows the meaning of life!"
but Daddy, he ate the pizza without even thinking twice!
There's no more Jesus, no more pizza to talk to
call up Nicholas, I think that we ought to
Go back tomorrow and meet up at Pizza Hut and
if that, wasn't enough
then I'm screaming, "Jesus is coming!"
and people will hear but think that I'm taking drugs
or that I'm just waking up, it's a story I'm making up
but I'm not! In fact, I feel closer to Jesus
like never before and I owe it all to a pizza

HIGHTYDE
Pizza's great and Christ makes me happy
Pizza's good to eat and shouldn't that be
reason enough to just grab a knife
and spread Jesus Christ on each pizza slice and...
(x6)

HIGHTYDE
Uhhh, I'd like a large cheese pizza with extra Jesus
but uhh, hold the anchovies!